Meltdown Monday

Critics everywhere LOVE Meltdown Monday™! Easily most immersive experience of the year. An interactive romance novella featuring the latest in virtual reality technology and haptic feedback, enter a Cornucopia of intellectual - and physical ;) - pleasures! Scientists have determined that playing Meltdown Monday™ is the only way to experience your maximal sensory threshold in all FOUR dimensions. Coded by a once-in-a-lifetime team made up of award-winning industry professionals, Meltdown Monday™ is the FIRST GAME to successfully implement the “Strand-Type” game mechanic. Exploiting recent advances in Quantum Physics and superposition stability the team was able to achieve ultracomputer levels of performance in the largest open world environment featured in a video game to date.

Featuring:

 - Expertly handcrafted in house assets unique to the Meltdown Monday™ extended universe.

 - Original soundtrack crafted by acclaimed contemporary electronic musicians

 - Supports 7.2.3 Dolby Max (200W 7-channel power amplification at 94dB per watt)

 - Rich, creamy, mouthwatering dialogue scholars will analyse for centuries to come

 - Ludonarrative harmony with an idiosyncratic twist

Promised post launch timeline:

 - Pre-Alpha testing

 - Alpha structured release

 - Post-alpha novel synergy incorporation

 - Beta narrow release

 - Full launch

 - Gamma post-launch restructuring

 - Microtransactions

 - Key to the open beta for Meltdown Monday: Meltdown Tuesday™ (Delayed due to COVID)

Meltdown Monday™ is a truly especial tale of love, loss and what it means to be a contemporary human. You will leave believing in a new subgenre of video games: video art.